Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Attention All Dogs!!!!!

THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.

1. First, spy a baby.


2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.




3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.


**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.



4. The "paw slide"Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.


5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest ofyour life.!

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If you don't pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your computer!

6 comments:

Dawn said...

I LOVE this post!!!! I can't believe how adorable these pics are!!! Guinness is definitely a baby-hugger/baby-smoocher, as I believe the lovely Ms. Diva will be!!!

~Dawn

Gail said...

I loved these pics!
How cute is that big beautiful face near that baby.
(the baby is cute too!!)
So cute!!!

Dannye said...

I'll have to show this post to Freckles to see if he can learn this technique, he only seems to have down the smell/slurp technique....I just know I can teach an old dog a new trick (and no I'm not referring to Ray,hehe)

Esther said...

Oh these dog pictures are priceless!!

Anonymous said...

This one had me laughing and awww-ing. Where did you get it?

Anonymous said...

Kathy says: This is sooooooooo cute!