It's Official - Don Really Was Born

We received Don's birth certificate from the Secretary of State of the Great State of New Jersey. Don was beginning to doubt his existence. Now, we are waiting for Tallahassee to certify our agency's license along with the Immigrations clearance (processing began in July). Then the dossier will be ready for forwarding to the home office for translation and expediting to China. Anyone have a spare kid out there? This paperwork is getting ridiculous.